First published in the Mudhutter Football Express Issue 17, April 2008. Buy it now by visiting www.mudhutsmedia.co.uk
Roll up, roll up you boys and girls
The circus is in town
So let me introduce to you
The Trouserless Scouse Clown
More scary than a Lion
A skill-less acrobat
But this time son you have excelled
In looking like a tw@t
He goes under a pseudonym
You may know him as Paul
You’ll recognise his face from SKY
But have you seen his balls?
The gathered crowd, oh how they laughed
As Paul got out his Jewells
And showed us how to Please Please Me
Michelle and Love Me Do
He rode her on a bonnet
He rode her in a bed
It must have been a while ago
He had hair on his head
So thank you for the good times Paul
And thank you for the laughs
Now put away your meat and veg
And go and have a bath
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