Two big fatties
shagging in the park,
is it any wonder
the kids all laugh and bark?
Eat more cake
and scoff that pie,
"it's my glands you know"
well that's a lie.
One bowed bench
groans beneath the weight,
what a crushing end
for you my wooden mate.
All of our taxes
paying for the fact,
you'll eat yourself to death
'cause you're too fucking fat.
Published in the Mudhutter Football Express October 2010
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