Mongrel

Mongrels don’t give a shit ‘cause they’re happy
They roam around the estates and care for nothing,
and no-one. Never do you a bad turn like.

If one of ‘em wants to shag your leg they will,
and any leg will do. They eat anything you feed ‘em,
even curries and kebabs.

Not like your pedigrees, miserable as sin.
They don’t have any fun and they’re always fucking ill and angry.
So how does that make them superior?

They’re only allowed to shag their own breed
and definitely no legs. They only eat what they’re told they can
and certainly no foreign food.

I’m glad I’m a mongrel.