Everyday in every way
got a bigger face to wash,
I aint got Rooney’s money
for a follicle new bush.
Should I beg of Gordon Ramsay
for a crater face to heal?
Should I twitter Ryan Giggs
how to KOP a fresh meat feel?
So I emailed Barry Bethel,
I can empathise with him.
Just a roly poly fat cunt
with a lust for chips & gin.
Everyday in every way
got an older face to scrub,
growing old disgracefully
least I’m dying with your love.
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